”Wassdat?” ”Bahbarean.”

Featuring Laa-Laa the yellow Teletubbie, her friends Dipsy & Tinky-Winky, and Noo-Noo the vacuum cleaner whom Bernard is sitting on (while drinking from a Tubby Custard bowl; I'll assume the stuff in it is beer foam and not actual Tubby Custard).

I didn't finish the strip because, face it, a guest appearance by the Teletubbies would have made things just too damn weird.

If anyone wonders, the football/soccer players are Giovanni van Bronckhorst and Christian ”Chippen” Wilhelmsson. The photo is from the Sweden-Netherlands quarterfinals game in UEFA Euro 2004, played on June 26th that year. The Netherlands won on penalties.

The Dark and Hairy Annals of Birger Barbaren